...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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