I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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