Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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