dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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