I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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