I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
We left an ass print on the piano.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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