I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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