hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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