God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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