I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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