can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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