how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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