Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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