Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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