he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I've blown a few things in my day
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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