She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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