She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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