a queef is a wish your heart makes.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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