sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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