This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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