Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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