i jhust puked up my retainher.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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