I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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