I just made out with a guy for $7.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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