why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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