Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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