How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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