I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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