I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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