I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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