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I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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