I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
