So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Randomize
