good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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