do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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