why didn't you poke me back
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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