summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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