Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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