so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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