omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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