Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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