he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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