Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
accomplished twins. life is a go
We got so high we made milksteak
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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