he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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