Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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