He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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