Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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