Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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