Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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