Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
