So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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