Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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