There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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