after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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